Chemistry when people meet -Carl Jung

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung Swiss psychologist (1875 - 1961)


I must say that my wife has transformed my life. There is nothing like finding your soul mate. If you're single, and think that marriage is bad, you've just not found the right person.

If you've had a child of your own you will also know this kind of "chemistry" that special connection you feel instantly.
How anyone could ever mistreat or abuse their own child is beyond me, but that's another subject for another day.

He always ended the new broadcast on CBS television nightly news by saying, "And that's the way it was, (insert the date)".

His was the face and voice America trusted. Because of him broadcasters became known as "anchors" and in some countries he is so linked to the job and style that they are called "Cronkiters".

40 years ago the country listened to his voice while men landed on the moon.
Who will we remeber telling us about the next man on the moon?

NO one most likely. We won't know how we found out.

We get news from faceless, voiceless websites more often than not or even a "tweet" from Twitter or a text from a news source like CNN or Fox.

Cronkite and televison was the latest thing, the trendsetter of his day.

He was the "text" or "tweet" or "status update" at that time.
Oh well... I'll remember. Maybe you will too.

R.I.P.

if Michael Jackson on American Idol as contestant

What if... Michael Jackson had been on American Idol B4 he "was" MJ.
With some actual AI quotes added.

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Dawg!! (smiling) OK! OK! ok!
(cheers delay)

“Dawg pound, we got a hot one tonight!”
“You took a song that everyone knows and made a cool alternative version"

Let me say.. It was too theatrical for me...
but overall very hot babee!!

( prolonged cheering now)

“You could sing the phone book!!!”

(dawg pound chanting in background- bad, bad, really really, I'm bad!)
--Randy
　
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Uuummm… Like, wow. Wow!
Can I … I just wanna’ cum up there… and…grab your crotch for you!

(Paula’s standing ovation--
panting out of breath, lip quivering slightly, ,hair a bit tussled, chest heaving and shimmering, and bleary-eyed**
Looking like she just woke at climax of a wet dream - - -
you know the look).

--*-( camera abrupt switch from full shot to cam zoomed on face- away from her hand heading toward her chest - we saw it anyhow)

I loved it. America loved it. We luv BAD BOYZ-and I love you. I just love you. I LOVE the outfit, did you do your own hair and makeup? GREAT dancing! And, I love the shoes!
I’m gonna’ take you home and keep you. Can I take you home? I LUV you!

(breathing slowing down a bit- beads of sweat now visible on forehead and cleavage).

Wow! that was..uh SEXY! Can I say that on TV?
what? ...
OH SHUT UP SIMON!! I DID like the dancing!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DANCING ANYHOW SIMON? (sluggin’ him)
I'VE CHOREOGRAPHED for EVERYONE ON MTV.
He did nothing wrong!
I’VE BEEN GRABBING MY CROTCH IN PUBLIC FOR YEARS!

(camera pans audience for producers fear she will demonstrate the crotch-grab on herself).

BEST performance of the night.
I think you will be the next “Michael Jackson“...

(leaning over talking to Randy now- cleavage and boobs going everywhere)
what? what?? (more mumbling and pauses) oh... ok.

Oh!! oh THAT's Michael Jackson! oops.. heeeheee
I thought we were talking about the next performance in the show.
Thanks Randy ;) hehehehee

(flashes big smile and a little bounce and licks lips while flipping her hair causing producers to hope they don’t have a wardrobe malfunction with her bustier).

I DID think it was just great. I love you.
And I want to encourage you to just keep on doing what you do, and as for that little thing about the kids...
"I think it would be great if there were no age limit".

(silence and confusion from the audience now)
xoxox
Paula

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(after some time glaring at Paula)

Paula. Paula. Paula! It's a SINGING competition. What's all this nonsense about hair and makeup and dancing and kids?!

Well, first of all, "I couldn't wait for it to end".
I have to agree with Randy- it WAS theatrical. I mean, reeeally-This is a singing competition after all.

"It was like something out of 'The Addams Family.' Tonight's theme is Halloween."

I mean, what do you think this is? a "thriller-movie” set??!
America doesn't want to hear a song about "zombies".
Or watch dancing zombies for that matter!

(hissing from the crowd)

Oh I KNOW RANDY! I know it's about the “virtues” of being a bad-ass, gangbanger, thug!

---(Randy-"Simon- that's not what"--)
and.. and, and! AND!!!

"I actually thought the dancing was a bit desperate."

(is crowd now chanting “go home Simon“ ?)

"That WAS your worst performance by a mile."

(mumbling) ... what?!.. whatever Paula! You can have him after the show is over…

Which, however, may be better than last week and that horrid performance of BILLIE JEAN!

(crowd chanting grows louder)

... and what's with that, that THING you did laast week...
what did you call it? a "moonwalk" ? REALLY?!?! cum on!

(many boo's and cat calls ensue delaying the show-
possible projectiles in the air)

Whatevearh! America agrees with me!!!
“Worst performance of the night!”

"I think this is gonna be the last week where we're gonna see you."
　
--Simon Cowell